I’m continually amazed at how kava swipers up north grade their capabilities by how long and how late into the night they can drink kava.
After waking up between mid morning and midday the following day the swipers’ first goal is to go about questioning their adversaries as to what time they finished the night before.
The supposed terrors and tough ones are the ones that finish in the wee hours of the morning.
The practice is held in such high regard now that it has become a serious nightly competition.
But it is very obvious that some of the so-called terrors around the tanoa are scaly, lazy buggers who take great pride in wrecking their bodies and minds and while doing so fantasise on being real men.


