YES, I can be PM for Fiji.
I have the capability.
And with Wise, Reddy and Dan Urai and you on the team we will make a formidable team.
Reddy will be minister for business and finance, Wise will look after border control, internal security and defence, Dan will be minister for workers and trade unions, you will be minister for fisheries and land.
Good friend Biman will be our political adviser.
Our motto will be “No BS ” and “No promises”.
I will be PM and with such a good team on my side I know the country will be in good hands.
All our salaries will be the same — $70,000 per annum.
We will live in our own houses, drive our own car, driver when it is necessary.
We will drive according to the national speed limit.
And we will empower permanent secretaries to work on their own and look after their departments, we won’t do roadshows. They will.
But let me learn to play golf first.
Sukha, you know anyone who can lend me a golf set?
And yes I can (be PM) .
