Why is a foot a good Christmas present? Because it makes a good stocking filler.
How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He refers to his calen-deer.
What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy? Orna-mints.
Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor? He was feeling crumby.
What is Santa’s dog’s name? Santa Paws!
What does an elf study in school? The elfabet.
What do you call a bankrupt Santa? Saint Nick-el-less.
How does a sheep say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad.
What did one Christmas tree say to another? Lighten up!
What is Santa’s nationality? North Pole-ish.
Where does Santa stay when he goes on a vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
Question: What do snowmen wear on their heads? Answer: Ice caps.
Question: Did you hear about the snowman who got in trouble? Answer: He was on thin ice.
Question: Why shouldn’t you tell jokes while standing on ice? Answer: You don’t want it to crack up.
Question: What should you say to a stressed-out snowman? Answer: Chill out!
Who is never hungry at Christmas? answer: The turkey because it’s always stuffed.
