FLOTSAM AND JETSAM

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FLOTSAM AND JETSAM

BEACHCOMBER heard a colleague went to visit a friend who was renowned as a fearless kava swiper.

When the kava ran out, the fearless friend volunteered to drive colleague’s vehicle to the 24-hour outlet, a two-minute drive away.

After a long wait, the friend grew worried.

His friend eventually arrived with kava in hand, panting and breathless.

The friend ran outside to look for his vehicle — it was nowhere in sight.

His friend suddenly jumped up and ran down the road.

He reappeared minutes later in Beachcomber’s colleague’s vehicle.

“I forgot I had driven there, I came out of the shop and paidar (walked) back,” he sheepishly explained.